*puts my phone on the charger under my pillow every night in hopes that it lights me on fire while I sleep*
through the fire and the flames would be a catchy song if it had less notes and was played on like…..an accordion
well old pal…have i got news for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
see look how much better this is
what have you done
THIS IS PERFECT
impeachy the conservative clown
YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN
clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown
now you’ve fucking done it
the clown
I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”
Alright porn blogs, it’s time to start pulling your weight. If you’re going to follow me, then you need to start liking my posts.
Why stop there? Reblog my posts. I want to interrupt people jerk-off sessions with quality memes. I want to wield that kind of power
